Anything and Everything
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ok so this took forever. Just saying.
1. I don’t really like anyone. Just crushes blah blah.
2. My fam likes to say I look like a young Jen Aniston. My coworker Claudia told me I looked like Ariana Grande. (I FUCKING WISH) It was the hair.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the opposite sex. a.Guys are never clear about anything. Its like they need to make things confusing. I guess we are like that too though. b.Being cocky. c.Not caring about pretty things. d.Playing with girls hearts… e.Guys who aren’t clean.
4. Best thing to happen to me this week: Someone telling me I was perfect. Really made me smile.
5. I sometimes talk to myself when I’m alone. Not in a crazy person way. But like I’m in a movie. Yeah. Haha
6. How I would spend $10,000? Give some money to my parents and then travel!
7. I don’t like my big ass. Yeah.
8. Went to dinner and then talked about life and guys and people. Wow I am so wild.
9. It makes me sad when I think about my sisters growing up.
10. I’ve lied about my age before.
11. I don’t get stranded on islands. I’d probably say with someone I love. I don’t really hate people sooo
12. I am currently worrying about having enough money to do the things I want. What’s the point of having a job if I can’t do anything with the money?
13. I would throw Nina off the cliff. I would so shag Kassem.
14. I don’t do the disgusting things. Others do. And I get disgusted, very easily.
15. Magics In the Makeup is feeling a little like me right now.
16. A drunken story. Once I started to share my opinion (very loudly) about one of my high school friends getting married so young and she heard. (It ended up being okay because she knew I was drinking. I guess) and that same night I went off on some guy for wanting to join the army. That’s about as crazy as it gets because I really am a lady.
17. Something I regret… losing contact with old friends.
18. To-do list: Be happy, Travel, go to all Disney Parks, Marry someone awesome, have a family, This is turning into a life list and I could go on forever.
19. Oh
20. I’m just going to leave it here that my last sexual experience was a long time ago and I feel like a deprived person.
21. “3:20pm UCSD Family and Sports Medicine”
22. I don’t even know where to look for my last IM conversation. Who does that anymore?
23. I want to change my confidence. I want to change my parents life. I want to change how I feel about work. I want to change my life. I want to change my car.
24. Tumblr famous? Lolz forever.
25. I would like to be the first lady for the day. That would be awesome. Or Michelle Williams. Can I be her?
26. My phone, A t-shirt, a remote, a glass of water, my philosophy coursebook.
27. My aunt on Facebook makes me cringe. Her grammar. I can’t handle it. Love her, but…
28. I was visiting my grandparents with my parents the other day. My grandparents had both encountered a mean-ish dr and were discussing it. My grandpa then went into detail about a heart test that they needed to do where they stuck a tube down his throat. He explained he had to stop the dr to tell him he had fake teeth and he needed to take them out. And I quote, he said, “I knew there was going to be something in my mouth. They just kept opening my mouth and putting that thing in it.” I busted out laughing. And then I had to leave the room. That was awkward.
29. I am not proud of middle school.
30. I believe the last real argument I had was over money. Sigh.